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LAND OF THE RISING SUN !!!!

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:26:27 GMT

naku !!! ganda na ng LJ!!! it's been months (o a year nba? ) since i last opened my account...

and this is what i just like to say.....

I WANT TO BE JAPANESE !!!!!

sari-saring kuwentong bitin....

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:40:30 GMT

everytime na naglo-log in ako sa LJ, paganda ng paganda ang chuva effects dito. napaghahalataan tuloy na hindi na ako gaanong bumibisita at nagsusulat dito. ang dami kong gustong ikuwento ( lalo na itong nakaraang BICOL FESTIVAL na ginanap sa NAGA ) kung saan lumaban ang mga tinuruan naming mga highschoolers na taga-CATANDUANES. kaya lang nababasag na ang eardrum ko sa lalaking katabi ko na parang loko-lokong sumisigaw habang nagdo-DOTA. kaya saka na ko na lang ikukuwento. hintayin ko na rin na ma-upload yung mga pics ko. so ta ta for now. :)

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 20:11:23 GMT

huhuhuh !!! gusto ko nang magbagong-buhay!!! gusto ko ng maging vocalist o rakista !!! any takers ???? :)

READCLICK.COM !!!

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:20:28 GMT

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you can also increase your earnings by referring other members. so samahan niyo na ako sa kagaguhang ito ok?
i know all of you guys are busy...pero may solution naman yan eh.
puwede naman mangdaya diba?
click lang ng click, wag ng basahin... :)

QUIZ !!

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:03:44 GMT

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 76% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

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You scored higher than 66% on Beginner

You scored higher than 72% on Intermediate

You scored higher than 25% on Advanced

You scored higher than 73% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid

yan ang lumalabas na score pag isang semester lang ang natapos mo sa college.
yan din ang lumalabas na score kapag minamadali mo ang quiz, lalo na't dumidila na sa puwet mo ang ebak mo.

QUIZ !!!

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:17:34 GMT

You are Sloth!
Lazy huh ?? You're a bit slow in getting going -
and tend not to do anything unless it is
absolutely necessary. You'd rather sit around,
watch TV/Sleep then go out and about with
friends, or take part in a sporting event. On
the positive side, you tend to be quite smart,
as you spend a lot of time watching the News
(!!) or on the computer, Also by conserving
your energy, it's right there waiting for you
when it's vitally important to get going.
Consider possibly moving out of the room once in a
while - and perhaps once a week trade watching
TV for half an hour with a walk - and you'll be
back on track.
However, Congratulations on being the most
intelligent of the 7 deadly sins...

?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
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MY NEW BABY!

Sun, 15 Aug 2004 16:07:09 GMT

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danda ng baby koh! :)

JAPAN!

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 14:28:37 GMT

today was my first time to ride a freakin` subway train. i looked so damn bobo! punyeta, mamamatay din yang si yuki san at hindi niya ako hinatid! at isaksak na lang niya sa baga niya yang laptop niya noh! letse, mabubuhay ako ng wala yan! (pero sayang din yun kase 75,000 yen lang ang benta niya sa akin...hmmm..). basta, hindot siya!

hi guys...

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 14:47:34 GMT

im so fucking tired. gaah.

i lost my cellphone nga pala. we celebrated cherry's birthday about two weeks ago sa shining star. dunno, how it got lost...it's either may nag-trip sa cell koh, i was so fricking wasted or sadyang tanga lang talaga ako.

ewan.

so here's my new number:
00819081359780.
my cellphone's email address :
killaheyds14@ezweb.ne.jp

hope to hear from you guys soon.
miss you all....

sashiburi !!!

Mon, 10 May 2004 20:46:34 GMT

hi ljers...long time no write noh?
at long last, nakahanap na ako ng internet cafe dito sa nagoya.
pero it took me around 15 minutes na walkathon from our friggin house para lang makarating sa hinayupak na place na ito.
at least ill be able to update my lj every now and then.
ill post soon guys...

peaceout... :)

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 18:07:03 GMT

alam niyo, ang dami kong gustong ikuwento...
hayaan niyo, baka bukas sipagin na lang akong bigla
na isulat...

ETO NA!

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 17:37:14 GMT

baby starlet :

nasa labas na ng street namin naka-park yung baby starlet koh. konting persuasion na lang kay papa dont preach. syet, sana mauto ko na siya! LORD, PAGBIGYAN NIYO NAPO AKO SA KAHILINGAN KO. MAGPAPAKABAIT NAPO AKO MULA NGAYON!
huhuhu...sana hindi ito maging unsiyaming pangarap....

SOP :

pootah, ang aga na call time namin sa SOP mamaya ha! mantakin moh, 6am sa MCDONALD'S
sa MEGAMALL! paking syet, wish ko lang sa loob kami ng mall magsayaw at huwag sa parking area sa labas, kung hindi, luto kaming lahat nito...
at oo nga pala, dumami lalo sana ang craters sa mukha ni GELEEN EUGENIO sa pagpapahirap na ginawa niya sa amin nung rehearsal last friday. isa siyang malaking hindot!

ALIW THEATER :

after ng SOP eh tatakbo agad kami sa STAR CITY para sa show naman sa ALIW THEATER. sana lang hindi ako mahulog sa liftings namin ni ret!
hay nakooo...gud lak sa ngarag kong katawan...

BAREBERDE!

Wed, 24 Mar 2004 21:03:37 GMT

i am now officially a fan of NYOY VOLANTE! i dont care if u hate him or if you think he sings crap but i died when i heard him sing a while ago sa BAREBERDE (yun nga ba yon?). pootah, asteeegg! ang galeng-galeng niya! pati mag-falsetto, ang galing-galing niya maderpaking syet! pati yung violinist niyang si jerome, asteeegg din! mga hayup! mga alien kayo!

at letse hah, naglipana din ang mga showbiz people kanina don! nandun ang mag-nyowa na si KC MONTERO at GENEVA CRUZ. the latter being so aligaga sa pagkapit kay KC. as if namang may aagaw sa lalaki niya. pwe.
nandun din ang ever-so-gorgeous na manager ni KC na si MS LYN TAMAYO. i thought i saw MEDWIN of TRUE FAITH milling around. and oh, MERYLL SORIANO was also there, wearing this slinky-shining-shimmering-splendor-v-cut top, showing to everyone her magnificent breasts (meron pala siya nun?).

2nd set, kumanta naman si RADHA of KULAY. love ko na rin siya kase kinanta niya yung request ko na LATELY ni STEVIE WONDER. i kept on screaming I LOVE YOU RADHA! natatawa lang siya sa akin kase akala niya T-BIRD akoh. under her breath, i know she said "hindi tayo talo mare" or something like that. pero puwede rin, kung siya na lang ba ang natitirang babae sa mundo eh jojowain ko talaga siya.

we ended our gala by going to (saan pa ba?) WENSHA. sharaap talaga mag-spa pag lasing kah. hehehe...
sige, borlogs na akoh. my technical rehearsal pa kami for our ALIW THEATER show sa sunday. sana magising ako ng maaga.

p.s.
mura nga lang pala ang blowjob sa BAREBERDE. 70pesos lang betchabygollywow!
sakay na!

Mon, 22 Mar 2004 21:42:08 GMT

My Immortal

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[CHORUS:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus]

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

[Chorus]

i want to cry...

gusto ko ng sun-roof!

Mon, 22 Mar 2004 10:12:03 GMT

i need 50,000 right now! cold hard cash!

bwiset, i hope my stepmom will lend me a thousand dollars. para mabili ko na yung letseng sasakyan na yan.

saturday.

after our ALIW THEATER rehearsal, me and KUYA RON went to BON CHALET (simbahan branch). both of us had 7 beers. pootah. nilashing niya akoh.

kahapon.

after our ALIW THEATER audition, our group (comprising of moi, ESTELA, DENCIO, MARK and KUYA RON) went to MARLON's house in ANTIPOLO to buy some friggin' suman, eat nilaga, drink a case of pale pilsen at okrayin ang biyenan ni MARLON.

WORDS OF YESTERDAY :

nak!
that bad!
suntokill!

uttered by the now infamous biyenan of MARLON.
by the way, he calls me CHOCOLATE.
koohlit ko daw kase.

and yeah,
i need some money to buy that fucking 1982 TOYOTA STARLET.
anybody who wants to date me? :)

Sat, 20 Mar 2004 02:55:40 GMT

putangina. kung sino ka man na nakapulot ng ZIPPO lighter na pinakamamahal ko, mamatay ka na. dahil sa'yo, maski lasing ako, hindi ako nakatulog ng maayos sa kakaisip. tangina talaga.

on the other hand:

come to think of it, nag-isip tuloy ako bigla kahapon sa ibinalita ni ERNIE BARON. na 1/2 mile na lang ata yung layo ng METEOR na dapat tatama sa planeta natin. gusto pa rin siguro ng DIYOS na mabuhay tayo kaya pinadaplis niya lang.

wow. talk about death while your sleeping.

Fri, 19 Mar 2004 21:16:59 GMT

thanks jerome for bearing with me and my friends kanina. hope hindi ka naman na-OP.
rehearsal kami mamaya para sa audition namin sa ALIW THEATER sa CCP. (or is it PICC?) anyways, sana magising ako ng maaga.

and oh, oo mga pala, my "soon-to-be-STEPMOM" is coming to town mamaya. i hope hindi siya mataray or maarte or else i'll kick her ass so fast her ovaries will spin.

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 19:57:38 GMT

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Low
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Moderate
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

IST YEAR ANNIVERSARY !!

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 09:56:33 GMT

6 shots of blowjob na sunud-sunod + 4 san mig lights na pangbanlaw = 2 trips to the john.

we celebrated yesterday the first year wedding anniversary of JONNEL and AKI. since AKI is out of the country, i was the "substitute husband" for the day. and that i did.

at first, we really wanted to go to SMAP, that "hostohan club" in pasay road. but due to the major factor na puro okama, matrona at japayukis ang nagagawi don, retreat kami ni bilat. we instead went to malate. kaya lang, tumawag naman itong si ATE CHE. she wanted to meet with us sa timog. so sunod naman kami. kaya lang all ATE CHE wanted to do was to make inom and bilyar sa PIER 1. eh ayaw ni pekpek JONNEL ng ganon so lumiko muna kami sa ZIRKOH, yung bagong comedy club ni ALLAN K.. fabulous talaga ang mga baklang singers nila most especially OSANG and REY KILAY. mga abnormal talaga magpatawa! eh medyo happiness si bilat so she requested the patidan-ng-litid na "IF YOU ASK ME TO" and "ALL BY MYSELF" kay bading and gave REY KILAY a 500 peso tip. umalis kami sa ZIRKOH around 1:30am, the two of us medyo tipsy na. ay mali, ako tipsy, si JONNEL lasing. i bought bilat a bouquet of red roses, pampalubag-loob tsaka PROXY HUBBY nga ako di ba?

dumeretso na kami ng PIER 1 after that. after a round of billiards and 3 rounds of beer. suko na talaga akoh. si JONNEL sumuko na rin, hindi na uminom ng beer bagkus uminom na lang ng kape. umuwi kami around 3am. buti at nakayanan pa ni JONNEL na mag-drive.

quote of the day:
me going to the CR of ZIRKOH...

WAITER : good evening mam...mam, ang galante ng asawa niyo magbigay ng tip ha! (him referring to JONNEL giving REY KILAY a 500 tip.
ME : syempre!

pootah. mukha talaga akong tomboy.

BUSTED!

Sun, 14 Mar 2004 22:11:01 GMT

favorite kong kantahin ngayon lalo na pag nasa loob ako ng car!

Busted - ISLEY BROTHERS WITH JS

[Ron:] Busted! It's two 'O damn clock in the mornin', where you been?
[JS:] Baby didn't you get my two-way? I was with my girfriends.
[Ron:] You a lie! I called Kiesha and Tanya and they were both at home.
[JS:] But I didn't say them though.
[Ron:] But them the only friends I know. Girl you better-
[JS:] Wait, before you get all upset here's the truth.
[Ron:] Talk to me.
[JS:] I was with my girl when she got some bad news.
[Ron:] And?
[JS:] Her man cheated had her upset and confused.
[Ron:] But baby what's that got to do with you comin' in at two?
[JS:] I'm tellin' you! Now she was so upset she asked me to stay with her
[Ron:] Well, why didn't your ass just pick up the phone and call me?
[JS:] I was gonna do that, but it slipped my mind I'm sorry. But I'm tellin' you the truth.
[Ron:] Yeah well I got somethin' for you tell me, what's her name?
[JS:] Sharon.
[Ron:] Where does she live?
[JS:] Uh....
[Ron:] The man's name?
[JS:] Billy.
[Ron:] She got kids?
[JS:] I think one or two.
[Ron:] She got kids?!
[JS:] Baby, yes. No.
[Ron:] That's one thing I gotta know.
How the hell is she your friend if you don't know if she got kids?
Go upstairs
(Busted)
pack your bags
(cause you busted)
while you at it
(busted)
call a cab.
(cause you busted)
It's obvious
(busted)
you're playin' around
(cause you busted)
Go upstairs and get your sh*t and get the f*ck up outta here
[JS:] Frank, please hear me out.
[Ron:] Ain't nothin to talk about.
[JS:] I can explain everything.
[Ron:] Right now I want you out this house.
[JS:] Baby, please, one more chance. Let me tell you where I've been
[Ron:] Well quit wastin' my time and say what's on your mind
[JS:] Fine. Me and some girlfriends,
[Ron:] Mmm
[JS:] we went dancing
[Ron:] Who?
[JS:] Me, Shanequa, Shaquan, and Robin.
[Ron:] Well if y'all were goin' shoppin', why didn't you just check in?
[JS:] I was but then I thought my cellular was off
[Ron:] Now earlier,
[JS:] Hmm?
[Ron:]You said dancin',
[JS:] Yes
[Ron:] But when I just asked,
[JS:] Hmm?
[Ron:] You said shoppin'.
[JS:] uh....
[Ron:] Tell me which one you were doin'.
[JS:] Oh baby I must be confused.
[Ron:] Yeah right you real confused. Tell me where you been.
[JS:] Dancin'.
[Ron:] Dancin' where?
[JS:] Uh....
[Ron:] The name of the club.
[JS:] Kisses.
[Ron:] What time it end?
[JS:] I think one or two.
[Ron:] What time it end?!
[JS:] Three, Four.
[Ron:] Here's one thing I gotta know,
at first you say dancin' but now you say shoppin'. Girl you
Go upstairs
(Busted)
pack your bags
(cause you busted)
while you at it
(busted)
call a cab.
(cause you busted)
It's obvious
(busted)
you're playin' around
(cause you busted)
Go upstairs and get your sh*t and get the f*ck up outta here
[JS:] Baby I'm a victim of circumstances.
[Ron:] ohhhh
[JS:] Why you don't believe me I don't understand this
[Ron:] Tryin' to slick a can of oil who you think you foolin'? Now get on out my face
[JS:] Baby
[Ron:] Before I catch another case
[JS:] Wait
[Ron:] Go upstairs
(Busted)
pack your bags
[JS:] But I don't wanna. (cause you busted)
[Ron:] while you at it
(busted)
call a cab.
[JS:] A cab for what? (cause you busted)
[Ron:] It's obvious
(busted)
you're playin' around
[JS:] No I'm not! (cause you busted)
[Ron:] Go upstairs and get your sh*t
[JS:] No
[Ron:] and get the f*ck up outta here
[JS:] No, I'm innocent, innocent, innocent. I'm innocent.
[Ron:] No, you're guilty, you're guilty, you're guilty, you're guilty.
[JS:] Oh, Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
[Ron:] Go upstairs and get your sh*t and get the f*ck up outta here, now!
[JS:] Tell me where am I supposed to go from here?
[Ron:] Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

SA KANYA NGA PALA KINUHA YUNG NAME KOH...

EAT BULAGA!

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 18:01:18 GMT

PUTANGINA! MAMAMATAY NA AKO! BWISET! HAYUP NA MGA STEP NG DANZ FOCUZ AT HUMAN TOUCH NA YAN! AYAW PUMASOK SA KOKOTE KO! HINDOT! AYAW KO NG MAG-SAYAW! PAGOD NA PAGOD NA AKO! GUD LAK KUNG MATATANDAAN KO PA ANG STEPS NAMIN TOMORROW SA EAT BULAGA! LETSENG REVEALING NG SAN MIGUEL BEER NA YAN, ANG DAMI-DAMI NILANG EK-EK NA GUSTONG MANGYARI! INUMAN NA LANG KASE, LIVE ON AIR PARA HAPPY LAHAT! AAAAARRRGGHHHHHH!

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 18:18:57 GMT

my skin is dry again, for the nth time.
hormonal imbalance is kicking in again.
my breasts are fucked up.
my life is fucked up.
i want to be a vj.

and oh...i really hate rejection.

MAUI TAYLOR and shit....

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 18:02:44 GMT

success naman ang show na ginawa namin sa AIRFORCE 1 with MAUI TAYLOR last wednesday. it seems (for me) na mas malakas ata sa boys ang powers ni MAUI kaysa kay AUBREY MILES dahil sa hindi magkamayaw na sigawan ng mga otoko non. she's beautiful, no question about it. quite virginal-looking too. (except for her ever-so-perky boobs and kinda tinurukan na balakang at slightly operated nose) pasado na siya sa akin as one of the philippines' lovely faces. malakas ang rapport niya sa audience. although hindi siya kagalingan kumanta (meron siyang kasabayan kumanta na singer all through out the show) dinaan niya lang sa super pa-cute. at very successful siya sa ganong gimmick.

there was this guy na hinila ni MAUI onstage who kept on commenting on how MAUI is very sweet-looking. and there was also this guy na masyado atang sinuwerte. MAUI serenaded him with the song KISS ME. and every time she utters the word kiss me, the guy can kiss him anywhere, i tell you, anywhere he wants on MAUI's body. he got to kiss her on the "pepe". lastly, he kissed her on the lips. some guys have all the luck eh? there was also this guy na nakipag-body shot kay MAUI. three times. he got to lick her navel, armpit ata at sa may cleavage. last but not the least, MAUI played this child game. dunno what's it called (for example, you say ilong-ilong-ilong-pusod!) that shit. whatever. eh she dared ata the guy. she asked "kung sabihin ko kaya sayo na hawakan mo dibdib ko, gawin mo kaya? tumambling siya nung biglang daklutin nung lalaki yung suso niya. ayun, pati ata yung lalaki tumambling kase kinda matigas yung breast. natawa tuloy ako sa mga ka-grupo kong lalaki nung sinabi nila na if i only saw daw the expression on the guy's face. classic kodak moment siguro.

pero at least may 4 apat na lalaki ng umuwi nun na maligaya, na dumeretso sa banyo at NAG-BATIBOT. hehe...

p.s.
oo nga pala. proud ako sa ginawa naming opening dance number with MAUI. we wore this black kinda flame-designed robe and MAUI appeared as a NUN (but instead of the usual black, she wore a silver one). and man, she can really pass as a nun. she can even pass as an angel. haaay, she's really kawaii...

SERVESA PA!

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 20:18:40 GMT

naginuman kami ni KUYA RON, JEK at KIM hanggang magsara at magbrown-out sa SERVESA. and saya-saya! hehe..gud lak kung magigising ako for our MAUI TAYLOR rehearsal bukas! :)

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 19:20:34 GMT

ALAMID ang banda kanina sa KALIPAY sa may ROXAS BLVD. hindi pa rin kumukupas ang powers nila.
natest-drive ko na ang sasakyan ni JONNEL nung pauwi. good thing at hindi ko nabanggit sa kanya yung minor accident na nangyari nung nag-driving lesson ako. im sure she'll freak out and she'll never let me touch her precious car.
my molar chipped when i bit into this fucking SNICKERS bar. bwiset!
my last driving lesson will be tomorrow. gud lakkk for me.
rehearsal for EAT BULAGA tomorrow at 8pm. wala na bang masla-late pa diyan?